Thought I had detected the sickly sweet smell of maple syrup and socialized medicine.
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Dr. Gregory House: Why are you suspicious?Dr. Wilson: Because it's either that or accept the fact that you've done something nice. And then I'd have to deal with the Horsemen and the Rain of Fire and the End of Days.
Your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes I mean breasts.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.Dr. Gregory House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.
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