Thought I had detected the sickly sweet smell of maple syrup and socialized medicine.
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Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Chris Taub: I always worry on my deathbed I'll think "I didn't do anything really important."Dana Miller: You're gonna spend one day of your life on your deathbed. The other 25,000 are the ones we should be worrying about. Go to bed happy tonight.
Cole: Just shut up already! We got a patient dying!Dr. Gregory House: Either got to prescribe an exorcism or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.