House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.
Dr. James Wilson: The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.

Dr. Gregory House, Dr. James Wilson

Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: A woman who likes sex must be sick?
Dr. Gregory House: Just because everybody in this room wishes that all women were horny all the time, doesn't make it so.

Thirteen

Lou: I'm pregnant?
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: You want to call the father and let him know?
Lou: Soon as you do some DNA testing, let me know.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner