House M.D. quotes

Martha Masters: So humanity is apathetic and self-serving?
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: That was sensitive.
Dr. Gregory House :You have pretty hair.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: Pretend to apologize.
Dr. Gregory House: You want me to lie?
Dr. James Wilson: There's a lovely symmetry to it. A lie got you into it, a lie gets you out of it.
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies. I'm sure Cuddy... Just need to give her a chance.
Dr. James Wilson: Yeah, that must've been what I meant.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House