We are selfish base animals crawling across the earth, but because we got brains, if we try real hard we can occasionally aspire to something that is less than pure evil.
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Dr. Gregory House: I tried calling everyone else. You were the last one on the list.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why wasn't 9-1-1 on the list?Dr. Gregory House: It's not an emergency.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Right. Are you suicidal?
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Dr. Gregory House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Make it two.Dr. Gregory House: Bitch.
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