You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!
Dr. Robert Chase: You're trying to make me jealous.Dr. Allison Cameron: Yeah, I want you to profess your love for me. Oh wait, you already did that and it caused me to end our relationship.