Dr. Allison Cameron: You're not curious?Dr. Robert Chase: I'm curious about crocs, but I don't stick my head in their mouths.
Dr. Gregory House: I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.Dr. James Wilson: The right circumstances being their agreement to bill you on the same credit card.
Henry Wyler: So, do you have a girlfriend?Alex: Er, no... no.Henry Wyler: You hesitated.
Dr. Wilson: Ah, yes. If it isn't Doctor "Ironside."Dr. Gregory House: Ah, if it isn't Doctor "I Had No Friends When I Was Growing Up, So All I Did Was Watch TV By Myself, Which Is Why I Can Now Make Constant Pop Culture References Which No One Understands But Me."Dr. Wilson: That's my name. Don't wear it out.
