You have restored my faith in the human race. You're lying.
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You know what's pathetic is, you haven't gotten help because you want to feel bad. You want to suffer. 'Cause if you feel guilty, then you're not a psychopath. Patient needs some Carbamazepine. Now, I don't care how much that room scares you. You're doing your job.
Dr. James Wilson: I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.Dr. Gregory House: People don't bug me until they get teeth.
Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.