House M.D. quotes

Dr. Chris Taub: What if we put her on a heart-lung machine?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: She's septic. We don't need a heart-lung machine. We need a blood-vessel-hold-her-together machine.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

I think there's an infection.

Dr. Gregory House

Wow! Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.

Dr. Gregory House