Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
