Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.
You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
