Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?