Deadpool : You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.Dopinder : My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool : Not now, Dopinder.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.Deadpool : Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is so not practical.
Firefist : Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!Deadpool :Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.