Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
Wade Wilson : Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl.Wade Wilson : Papa, can you hear me?Wade Wilson : And nobody fucking realizes it.
Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.Weasel : Isn't that Canada?Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...