Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.Deadpool : No superpowers at all?Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.Deadpool : Ow! Oh!Weasel : That's all the diabetes.Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Deadpool : You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.Dopinder : My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool : Not now, Dopinder.
