Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Wade Wilson : Well, come here Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.Wade Wilson : Wait, what?
Dopinder : I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir.Deadpool : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place...Dopinder : I want to become a contract killer.Deadpool : I'm sorry, what did you say?Dopinder : Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?Deadpool : Yeah, you kinda killed him.Dopinder : And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?"Deadpool : Don't want to.Dopinder : When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.Deadpool : ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.Deadpool : No superpowers at all?Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.Deadpool : Ow! Oh!Weasel : That's all the diabetes.Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Cable : Dubstep's for pussies!Wade Wilson : You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?
