Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.Deadpool : No, you did it for me.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : You did.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.Cable : Say it again.Deadpool : You did it for me.Cable : Jesus.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.Deadpool : No superpowers at all?Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.Deadpool : Ow! Oh!Weasel : That's all the diabetes.Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.
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