Deadpool 2 quotes

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.
Deadpool : No, you're X-People.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.
Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.

Wade Wilson

Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.
Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson