Colossus : Wade! What was the first rule?Deadpool : Label everything in the refrigerator!
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Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.Deadpool : No, you're X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.
Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.