Colossus : Wade! What was the first rule?Deadpool : Label everything in the refrigerator!
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Deadpool : I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable : No.Deadpool :Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.Deadpool : Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.Deadpool : Is there a knife in my dick?Cable : There's a knife in your dick, yeah.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.