Firefist : Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!Deadpool :Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
Read more Wade Wilson QuotesFrom: Deadpool 2
Dopinder : Oh, I shit my pants.Deadpool : Actually, that may have been me.
Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.