Deadpool 2 quotes

Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?
Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
Deadpool : No, you did it for me.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : You did.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.
Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.
Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.
Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.
Cable : Say it again.
Deadpool : You did it for me.
Cable : Jesus.

Cable, Wade Wilson

Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.
Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.
Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!
Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.
Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!

Wade Wilson

Dopinder : I want to fill my soul. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir.
Deadpool : Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. We all need a sense of belonging. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place...
Dopinder : I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool : I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder : Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?
Deadpool : Yeah, you kinda killed him.
Dopinder : And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?"
Deadpool : Don't want to.
Dopinder : When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
Deadpool : ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.

Dopinder, Wade Wilson