This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.
There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.