Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
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There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.
Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today.
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