You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
Read more Lester Burnham QuotesFrom: American Beauty
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.