You better watch yourself, Jane, or you're going to turn into a real BITCH, just like your MOTHER!
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It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.
Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee.
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