Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel : An ocean is water.
Read more Wade Wilson QuotesFrom: Deadpool 2
Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!
He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut! That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems!
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?