Kate McCallister : Where are the passports and tickets?Peter McCallister : I put them in the microwave to dry em' off.
Read more Peter QuotesFrom: Home Alone
This is my house, I have to defend it.
This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.