Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.
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Will Munny : I seen 'em, Ned, I seen the angel of death, he's got snake eyes.Ned Logan : Who Will, who's got snake eyes?Will Munny : It's the angel of death. Oh Ned, I'm scared of dying.Ned Logan : Easy, partner, easy.Will Munny : I see Claudia too.Ned Logan : That's good, Will, that's good you saw Claudia, ain't it?Will Munny : Her face was all covered with worms. Oh Ned, I'm scared, I'm dying. Don't tell nobody, don't tell my kids, none of the things I done, hear me?Ned Logan : All right, Will.
Yeah, well, a lotta folks did call him "Two Gun," but that wasn't because he was sportin' two pistols. No, it was because he had a dick that was so big, it was longer than the barrel on that Walther Colt that he carried. And the only insultin' he ever did was to stick that thing of his into this French lady that English Bob here was kinda sweet on.
I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear? I'm talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I'm saying is there ain't no whore's gold. And if there was, how they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow.