Guy at Bar : I'll give you 4-to-1 odds.Dave Simms : 4-to-1?Dave Simms : Shit, give him 10-to-1!
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Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.
That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.