Men in Black quotes

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

Jay

Kay : Let her go, shit eater.
Bug : Oh, listen, monkey boy. Compared to you humans, I'm on the top of the evolutionary ladder, so can it, all right?
Kay : You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.
Bug : You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?

Kay

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle over there!

Jay