Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
Read more Harry S. Stamper QuotesFrom: Armageddon
Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!
So, when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery. Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. It'll flash boil millions of galleons of sea water and slam into the ocean bedrock. Now if it's a Pacific Ocean impact, which we think it will be, it'll create a tidal wave 3 miles high, travel at a thousand miles an hour, covering California, and washing up in Denver. Japan's gone, Australia's wiped out. Half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast, and the rest will freeze to death from nuclear winter.
Karl : Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?Dan : Yes-yes that's right, that's right.Karl : I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.