Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!
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I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.
A.J. : If anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're-you're Chewbacca.Oscar : Chewy? Have you even seen Star Wars?