If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line, all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show.
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Karl : Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?Dan : Yes-yes that's right, that's right.Karl : I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.
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