Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400.
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You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.
A.J. : This is great. We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid.Lev Andropov : I told you, you took wrong way, wrong road.A.J. : What? What road? Do you see any roads around here?Lev Andropov : You know what, I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear, but you think this is looking good or what?A.J. : Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favor and just shut the hell up?
Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?