Bad Moms quotes

Carla : Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.
Jaxon : Gross!
Carla : Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.
Jaxon : For real?
Carla : I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.

Carla

Dylan : Hey so, where's my science project?
Amy : Oh, I didn't do it.
Dylan : What? But it's due today!
Amy : Yeah. I know, I know. I'm so sorry, but you're going to actually have to start doing your own homework from now on.
Dylan : I am a slow learner, remember?
Amy : You're not a slow learner, you're just entitled... do you know what 'entitled' means?
Dylan : No. Because I'm a slow learner.
Amy : It means that mummy and daddy have been spoiling you, and now you think that the world owes you something, but it doesn't. And if you don't learn how to work hard now, then you're going to just grow up to be like another entitled little white dude who thinks he's awesome for no reason. And then you'll start a Ska Band and it'll be awful and you'll be mean to girls, and you'll grow this ironic moustache to look interesting but you won't actually be interesting, and I'm not okay with that so would you please, please just do your own homework?

Amy

Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina!

Kiki