Bad Moms quotes

Amy : Oh, my God, are you...?
Mike : No, no, no, I was just checking my prostate.
Amy : You know, I've always wondered what kind of porn you like.
Mike : Why won't this fucking window close?
Amy : Oh, my God, that's a giant bush!
Sharon : Uh, who the hell are you?
Amy : I'm his wife.
Sharon : Oh, shit.

Amy

Dr. Karl : Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys.
Amy : So what do you think we should do?
Dr. Karl : Well, as a therapist, I'm not allowed to tell you what do to. But, uh, as a human being with two fucking eyes in my head, yeah I think you should get divorced as soon as possible. This is some catastrophic shit.

Amy

Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina!

Kiki