Bad Moms quotes

Dr. Karl : Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys.
Amy : So what do you think we should do?
Dr. Karl : Well, as a therapist, I'm not allowed to tell you what do to. But, uh, as a human being with two fucking eyes in my head, yeah I think you should get divorced as soon as possible. This is some catastrophic shit.

Amy

Quitting is for dads!

Kiki

My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it.

Carla