Bad Moms quotes

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

Carla

Carla : Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.
Jaxon : Gross!
Carla : Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.
Jaxon : For real?
Carla : I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.

Carla

I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again.

Kiki