Bad Moms quotes

Quitting is for dads!

Kiki

Carla : Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.
Jaxon : Gross!
Carla : Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.
Jaxon : For real?
Carla : I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.

Carla

I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.

Gwendolyn