Bad Moms quotes

I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.

Gwendolyn

Oh my gosh, she just got her sadness all over me.

Gwendolyn

Amy : Oh, my God, are you...?
Mike : No, no, no, I was just checking my prostate.
Amy : You know, I've always wondered what kind of porn you like.
Mike : Why won't this fucking window close?
Amy : Oh, my God, that's a giant bush!
Sharon : Uh, who the hell are you?
Amy : I'm his wife.
Sharon : Oh, shit.

Amy