Bad Moms quotes

Principal Burr : I found marijuana cigarettes in your daughter's locker. Now, it looks like Sour Diesel or a little Afghan Kush.
Amy : That's impossible; she's only twelve!
Principal Burr : It happens. Snoop's been smoking since he was five.

Amy

Carla : Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.
Jaxon : Gross!
Carla : Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.
Jaxon : For real?
Carla : I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.

Carla

I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again.

Kiki