I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.
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Quitting is for dads!
Principal Burr : I found marijuana cigarettes in your daughter's locker. Now, it looks like Sour Diesel or a little Afghan Kush.Amy : That's impossible; she's only twelve!Principal Burr : It happens. Snoop's been smoking since he was five.
Dr. Karl : Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys.Amy : So what do you think we should do?Dr. Karl : Well, as a therapist, I'm not allowed to tell you what do to. But, uh, as a human being with two fucking eyes in my head, yeah I think you should get divorced as soon as possible. This is some catastrophic shit.