Bad Moms quotes

I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.

Gwendolyn

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

Carla

Dr. Karl : Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys.
Amy : So what do you think we should do?
Dr. Karl : Well, as a therapist, I'm not allowed to tell you what do to. But, uh, as a human being with two fucking eyes in my head, yeah I think you should get divorced as soon as possible. This is some catastrophic shit.

Amy