The Matrix quotes

I used to eat there. Really good noodles.

Neo

Agent Smith : Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant : I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass.

Agent Smith

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Morpheus