Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) quotes

Sam Witwicky : We got an emergency, you gotta get Colonel Lennox out here. I'm reporting Decepticons! Decepticons are back, you gotta open that gate right now!
NEST Guard : Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.
Sam Witwicky : Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic!

Sam Witwicky

Lennox : Why was he after this?
Optimus Prime : It's impossible... This is an engine part, from a long lost Autobot ship.

Lennox

Simmons : Excuse me, excuse me, It doesn't make sense! Can't we get any eyes in there at all?
Charlotte Mearing : They keep shooting down our drones.
General Morshower : They want us blind. But we do have a couple of mini-drones we're going to try.
Simmons : Well, whoever's manning these UAV drones, can we try to redirect them toward Trump Tower? The kid, Witwicky, was on his way to Chicago. Said some point man, human op is there, for the Decepticons! Listen, if I know anything I know this: that kid is an alien bad news magnet!

Simmons