Sam Witwicky : We got an emergency, you gotta get Colonel Lennox out here. I'm reporting Decepticons! Decepticons are back, you gotta open that gate right now!
NEST Guard : Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.
Sam Witwicky : Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic!
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From: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)