Judy Witwicky : Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.
Sam Witwicky : I think for life, you should wear real pants.
Judy Witwicky : Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?
Sam Witwicky : He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
Ron Witwicky : Your car has a job, huh?
Judy Witwicky : Stop. What does it change into?
Sam Witwicky : It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
Judy Witwicky : No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.
Megatron : Cybertron... you are saved, at last.
Megatron : Oh, have you come to surrender?
Carly Miller : Was it all worth it?
Megatron : Obviously!
Carly Miller : All your work to bring Sentinel back, and now clearly he has all the power! It's actually almost tragic!
Megatron : YOU DARE LECTURE ME, SLAVE?
Carly Miller : Your Decepticons finally conquering this planet, and yet their leader won't be you!
Megatron : It will be me! It will always be me!
Carly Miller : In any minute now you'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch!