Jetfire : What do you want?
Sam Witwicky : Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire : I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky : Earth.
Jetfire : Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...
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From: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)