Sam Witwicky Quotes

Sam Witwicky : Bee, if you hate me I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry.
Bumblebee : "You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need I won't be far away."

Jetfire : Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?
Sam Witwicky : The Decepticons
Jetfire : Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Sam Witwicky : What do you mean, changed sides?
Jetfire : It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Wheelie : You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?
Jetfire : If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!

Sam Witwicky : Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know...
Leo Spitz : I don't think he knows what we know.
Sam Witwicky : I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind, and Megatron want what's in my mind, him and someone called the Fallen...
Jetfire : The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust! The original Decepticon! He's terrible to work for, it's always apocalyose, chaos, crisis...
Jetfire : These transcriptions, they were part of my mission! The Fallen's search... I remember now!... for the Dagger's Tip, a-and the Key!
Sam Witwicky : Slow down! The Dagger's Tip? The Key? What are you talking about?
Jetfire : No time to explain! Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!
Jetfire : Well, that wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet.
Wheelie : Hey, that freaking hurt!

Ron Witwicky : Sam!
Judy Witwicky : What?
Ron Witwicky : Sam!
Sam Witwicky : Mom! Dad!
Sam Witwicky : Wait! WAIT!
Ron Witwicky : Sam, listen to me! I want you to run!
Sam Witwicky : Wait, wait, wai...
Sam Witwicky : Okay...
Sam Witwicky : Okay, this is what you want... and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix...
Rampage : Sam Witwicky...
Ron Witwicky : Sam, just go!
Judy Witwicky : Sam, listen to your father!
Ron Witwicky : Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway!
Sam Witwicky : Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them... okay. BUMBLEBEE!
Sam Witwicky : Take 'im down, Bee!

Sam Witwicky : Hey! You ever have a song stuck in your head? Its like the worst song ever, but you cant help but whistle it or sing it cause it repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.
Leo Spitz : Dude, what the eff?
Sam Witwicky : I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good.

Leo Spitz : HEY! Who drove a freaking yellow Camaro? There's a car on the porch!
Sam Witwicky : What are you doing here?
Bumblebee : "Houston, we have a problem."

Jetfire : What do you want?
Sam Witwicky : Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire : I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky : Earth.
Jetfire : Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...

Megatron : There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it.
Sam Witwicky : OPTIMUS!
Megatron : Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Sam Witwicky : Up! GET UP!
Optimus Prime : You'll never stop at one!
Optimus Prime : I'll take you ALL on!

Mikaela Banes : I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna put out your other eye. I'm not gonna hurt you. Just tell me what these symbols are, please...
Wheelie : Oh... oh, I know that, that's the language of the Primes! I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?
Sam Witwicky : Is this them?
Wheelie : Yeah! Seekers, pal! Oldest of the old! They've been here for thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. But they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them!

Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue!

Sam Witwicky : Okay guys, low profile, all right?
Wheelie : Some of us have work to do! Dumb Autobots...

I got Wetnaps. I got Wetnaps for your face!

I love you.

Wow!