Judy Witwicky : Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron Witwicky : Judy...
Sam Witwicky : Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky : Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky : It's okay...
Sam Witwicky : No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky : That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky : Okay.
Ron Witwicky : That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky : Father-son thing...
Judy Witwicky : I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky : Happy time?
Judy Witwicky : ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky : Judy, stop!
Judy Witwicky : ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky : Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky : I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
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From: Transformers (2007)