The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty items. I worked at the frisbee-printing machine. A frisbee is a circular plastic disc that people throw at each other, that is like a boomerang but it does not come back.
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