The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
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