The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once.
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