Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
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Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.