Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top-five are "ointment," "bumblebee," "Vladivostok," "banana," and "testicle."
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You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
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