People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.