Dixon: What are you, an idiot?Desk Sergeant: Don't call me an idiot, Dixon!Dixon: I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you was an idiot... That was a question.
Desk Sergeant: And where'd you check all this out ?Red Welby: In a... a bookDesk Sergeant: Which book, genius ?Red Welby: Book called Suck My Ass, It's None Of Your Business
Red Welby: Stop fucking crying, good damn it! The salt'll just fuck up your wounds.Dixon: I thought salt was supposed to be good for your wounds.Red Welby: What am I, a fucking doctor?