Red Welby: Stop fucking crying, good damn it! The salt'll just fuck up your wounds.Dixon: I thought salt was supposed to be good for your wounds.Red Welby: What am I, a fucking doctor?
Mildred Hayes: Hey, Dixon?Dixon: Yeah?Mildred Hayes: I need to tell you something... It was me that burned down the police station.Dixon: Well, who the hell else would it have been?
Wow. When you can't trust the lawyers and the advertising men, what the hell's America coming to, huh?
Dixon: We've had two official complaints about the billboards, so, actually...Willoughby: From who?Dixon: A lady with a funny eye... and a fat dentist.Willoughby: Give me the file on the Angela Hayes case.Willoughby: A lady with a funny fucking eye?... Jesus Christ.