Mildred Hayes: Hey, Dixon?Dixon: Yeah?Mildred Hayes: I need to tell you something... It was me that burned down the police station.Dixon: Well, who the hell else would it have been?
Red Welby: Stop fucking crying, good damn it! The salt'll just fuck up your wounds.Dixon: I thought salt was supposed to be good for your wounds.Red Welby: What am I, a fucking doctor?
Willoughby: You really wanna fuck with the Ebbing Police Department, Red? Do you?Red Welby: I guess.