Mildred Hayes: What's the law on what ya can and can't say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say, 'Fuck' 'Piss' or 'Cunt'. That right?Red Welby: Or... Anus.Mildred Hayes: Well I think I'll be alright then.
Mildred Hayes: Hey, Dixon?Dixon: Yeah?Mildred Hayes: I need to tell you something... It was me that burned down the police station.Dixon: Well, who the hell else would it have been?
Fuck it.
Red Welby: Stop fucking crying, good damn it! The salt'll just fuck up your wounds.Dixon: I thought salt was supposed to be good for your wounds.Red Welby: What am I, a fucking doctor?
