The Wolf of Wall Street quotes

Jordan Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on!
Jordan Belfort: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere!

Jordan Belfort

Jordan Belfort: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls?
Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, no. No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very... very long time.
Jordan Belfort: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it!
Naomi Lapaglia: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. And from now on... it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
Jordan Belfort: Yeah?
Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah.
Naomi Lapaglia: But no touching.
Jordan Belfort: Oh, gosh.

Naomi Lapaglia, Jordan Belfort

I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds.

Jordan Belfort