It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7.
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Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. He actually went to law school. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich.
Jordan Belfort: I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh, my God. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: And they're all shaved too.Max Belfort: Get outta here.Jordan Belfort: All shaven now.Max Belfort: Are you kidding me?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: Bald. Bald as as China doll.Max Belfort: No bush?Jordan Belfort: No bush.Max Belfort: Oh my God.Jordan Belfort: All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more.Max Belfort: It's a new world.Jordan Belfort: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down.Max Belfort: Wow!Jordan Belfort: Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.Max Belfort: Wow. New world. See. I was born too - too early.Jordan Belfort: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.Max Belfort: Really?Jordan Belfort: Yeah.Max Belfort: I don't mind it.