Sell me this pen!
Read more Jordan Belfort QuotesFrom: The Wolf of Wall Street
Max Belfort: Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost.Jordan Belfort: You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy.Max Belfort: Crazy? This is obscene!Jordan Belfort: It was obscene, in the normal world. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there?
I'm not ashamed to admit it. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. But I needn't have been. See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real.