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Read more Jordan Belfort QuotesFrom: The Wolf of Wall Street
Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right?Naomi Lapaglia: Brooklyn. Across the Verrazano's Bridge.Jordan Belfort: Saturday Night Fever territory.Naomi Lapaglia: That's right! Guinea Gulch. We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank.Jordan Belfort: So, I presume you're Italian.Naomi Lapaglia: On my Dad's side. I'm also Dutch, German, English. I'm a mutt.Jordan Belfort: You're a mutt.Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah. I still have family over there, though. In London. My Aunt Emma. She's the best. Very British, you know. She's a classy lady.Jordan Belfort: That explains it then.Naomi Lapaglia: Explains what?Jordan Belfort: Explains you. I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge.
This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas!
Naomi Lapaglia: So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number.Jordan Belfort: Yeah? Why's that?Naomi Lapaglia: Aren't you married?Jordan Belfort: What? Married people can't have friends?Naomi Lapaglia: We're gonna be friends?Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Don't you wanna be my friend?Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends.